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We’re here at UDF, testing out the cappuccino. It’s the regular cappuccino. What do you think of it? I’m not there, I’m at Wawa getting a cigar. I thought I saw you go to the Casey’s. I was first, I went to the Casey’s. Then I switched cars and went to Wawa. Oh really? Well, I saw the Honda Civic gray pulling into Casey’s. And then I saw the Subaru Outback KCC on the plates heading towards Wawa. And then I pulled into the UDF and got the cappuccino. And then what happened? Oh, then the guy showed up and said build something. So then I was like, what do you want me to build? An enterprise? Ooh, like, what could I possibly build? There is some land available. Kind of looks like a hammerhead shark if you ask me. Are they trying to build a hammerhead shark over there? I don’t know, it looks like a hammerhead shark. You remember that thing in Moana with all the hammerhead sharks going crosstrack? And they all showed up and had a lot of beauty. Yeah, it kind of reminds me about using those true nails on the bad guy. What are we gonna do without true nails on the bad guys? Well, we got the guy in the red high-tops curb-stomping down the street, and the Irish lady in the silver truck just drove by. And then I saw purple on the sign for a split second. Now there’s a red, white, and blue on the sign. What could it mean? Looks like Joan of Arc likes a little, what do they call it, chewing tobacco in the back left pocket, I guess. Maybe that’s what that back left pocket Joan of Arc symbol means after all. Who knows? Who knows? I would recommend drinking two of those gator lights a day. I lost 50 pounds drinking those. I lost 50 pounds drinking those. You don’t know. I didn’t know they have free vacuums at UDF. Wow. Maybe I should vacuum my car. Man, I could dance like that too in front of a vacuum. That would be pretty fun. Man, I wish I could play with the vacuum too. Oh no, it’s an iPad. Man, it’s not a vacuum. It’s one of them. Looks like he’s taking a selfie or something. Reminds me of that time I was dating that girl, and her dad was best friends with the vice president, and then I told her I wanted to join the CIA and invent time travel, and then she gave me this phone. with the front-facing camera and I took the first selfies in front of the Eiffel Tower and the cathedral. Just hiding the cottage is fucking. Damn. I didn’t know we had those around. Good to know. Good to know. I’m having myself a little party at the gas station, you know. That’s what I like to do. Oh, you wanna see what I got? You wanna see what I got? Oh, I got you a collection of Zippos. Oop, oop, oop, oop, oop. You want me to make you a little video of it? OK. Okie dokie. I know you like a little jokey. I hope you don’t get mad. Don’t get mad. It’s just a jokey joke. It’s a just a jokey joke, OK? I’m gonna hold you. OK. Did I throw anything on the ground? No. Did not. I didn’t. OK. I’m gonna go and I’m gonna make something funny. Love you very quickly. OK. Hello, this is a different member. I’m here with another collection that we have. From the member of our mafia who, you know, had some stuff that he purchased for a woman, and, you know, he wanted to unload that stuff because the woman was apparently not interested or something. I don’t know. Anyways, we have a collection of Zippo lighters that he keeps in this. First off is a dragon. So I’ll put that one right there. Then we got Cincinnati Bengals. It’s a little scuffed up. I think it’s been used a little bit. Still pretty good. Let’s see this one. Yeah, they just need a light. They just need the fluid. Looks like he’s got a Detroit Lions, a little scuffed up there, but you know, it’s still brand new. I think he used it a couple times. You know how it is when you’re on. It’s got some issues. Oh, then he’s got that one for the Mexican basketball team. It still has a sticker on it. Yeah, the Mexican NBA team coming soon. Like I said, I know the cartel. I know the cartel. I know the cartel. Anyways, here we got the Chicago Cubs. There you go. It’s still brand new. He just put fuel in them once, he said. Oh, here we got a plain silver. We can put fuel in there. Here we got a… She got real bears. This one’s been used. I know that. It’s been around the block. It’s a little scuffed. But you know all those football ones that you have? Here we got the United States Navy. That’s a good one. So that’s been around the block. It’s definitely been around the Red October quite a bit, if you ask me. Yeah, this place to be around here. And here we got the gold lighter, as they say, you know, that song Gold lighter, whatever it is. Now, and last but not least, we got the gas station special. Although you probably still want that one, huh? Or maybe not, you don’t. You don’t like that guy, so don’t believe so many times. Anyways, those are the other items that are not for sale. Anyways, have a good day! You wanted to know what we do in the dark please? This is what we do in the dark. We just do it in the daytime now. Because the president’s in the mafia, duh. I mean, the former president’s in the mafia too, duh. And the one before that’s in the mafia too, duh. Which mafia? My mafia, duh.