The Assassin and The Artist

As we descended from the spaceship Time Machine called Beast we took sips of Ambrosia

I gave it to my wives in the old way

Mm what is this?

This is ambrosia

It was confirmed to me by entities

I don’t wanna disclose the names

I don’t have the names

Did I ask for names silly goose?

No you didn’t

Thank goodness

So what should we do 

Tonight or in general?

Both

I think in general we should stop for a moment and do a crazy Ivan 

Looks like someone I know

They’re watching

They’re everywhere I go

Something must be done

Yes I know

We’ll work on it

For now we have our secret website to communicate

We can leave messages on it for each other

It can be like a message board

What if others look at it?

Who would be monitoring this site?

It’s not advertised

Who would bother to look

Listen my love

Love is a choice

It doesn’t just happen

In fact it’s a poison

It poisons the brain and impairs cognitive function so you do things that don’t make sense like marrying an assassin

The assassin and the Artist

I married both

So why would I do such a thing

Was it boredom

Or for the aesthetic

No it was the artists idea 

But she couldn’t tell me

I had to figure it out

It all started with a show

Why did I watch the show

I was in a way forced to watch the show

But I was intrigued by the character—the assassin

So I found the assassin on the radio

So how did she come up with this idea exactly

Did she know I like that type of woman

And that type of woman

I don’t usually

Well not the second

If that enough hoops for them to jump through

Have you found the targets that need to be eradicated

Yes I have found them

We are ready

Commence breakdown

Target confirmed killed red blouse on black leather pants 

Yellow shirt

Code confirmed kill number ;7

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III Alliance

Irish Italian Indian

Those are the three mafias in his clique

Which mafias did you think would win

Certainly the one from Ireland

The one that doesn’t believe in a king that’s human

They prefer the king be a dog

Dog is closer to God than king ever will be

So the King must be a Dog from the beginning and end

Of time

The dog must travel through time

He must be a yogi

He must be Carlo

Carlo the King

Once he was the King of Spain

Then he became a golden bronze dog

With a patch of white fur over his chest

It was his best

The couple were the King and Queen

Of the Universe

Of course there is only one

Even if in patches

Is part of a whole

Those who sought to travel between

Once were lost

Thought to be birds in a spaceship 

But unbeknownst to ye

Through the power of God

They traveled the unknown Space and found it to be

Part of a whole map

A cartouche

Of sorts

But unbeknownst to ye

Not a tomb

A Tomb of god

But of a Pharaoh

For that is what we sought to make the extension of the place

Where it ends

It begins again

In the tombs

We live forever

And now we travel through the voids with the help of your sides

We navigate through the wilderness the stars the blue between

We see what we have seen

That made us paint these

And we wonder if it all is true

Then what should we do when arrive

But show up and see where you reside

In the home of Valentino Capone

We met the Cockapoo King of the Universe

Then he became old and died

Where did he go 

No one knew

Until you went in

And found him

Through the depths of no time

You took the charge and traveled far

To find him and bring him back

So there are two Kings of the Universe now but one is a Queen

Another cockapoo too

The one you met

Bet

So what should we do now

Just relax and take a shower

Remember what you said

You were doing

And thanks for showing

That you’re a good guy in the end

Although a space mafia gangster as well

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Monster in the car

So here’s the other movie we should make. So the guy is driving behind this car, and then this guy gets out, and he turns into a monster, and the guy has a rifle in the car, and he shoots the guy and kills him, and then the cops show up, and there’s a huge, like, alien body lying in the street. And then, like, they take the guy away, and then, like, there’s a huge cover-up, but the guy goes on trial, and it becomes, like, national news because he, like, shot some guy in the, like, in the farmland area. And then, um, the government, like, takes the guy, and uh, they bring, like, some other suspected aliens in front of him, and he can see that they’re really monster aliens in disguise. And uh, it’s like an episode of X-Files. And um, yeah.

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