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License plate privacy film like you have for phone to prevent cameras from recording your plates
License plate privacy film like you have for phone to prevent cameras from recording your plates
As we descended from the spaceship Time Machine called Beast we took sips of Ambrosia
I gave it to my wives in the old way
Mm what is this?
This is ambrosia
It was confirmed to me by entities
I don’t wanna disclose the names
I don’t have the names
Did I ask for names silly goose?
No you didn’t
Thank goodness
So what should we do
Tonight or in general?
Both
I think in general we should stop for a moment and do a crazy Ivan
Looks like someone I know
They’re watching
They’re everywhere I go
Something must be done
Yes I know
We’ll work on it
For now we have our secret website to communicate
We can leave messages on it for each other
It can be like a message board
What if others look at it?
Who would be monitoring this site?
It’s not advertised
Who would bother to look
Listen my love
Love is a choice
It doesn’t just happen
In fact it’s a poison
It poisons the brain and impairs cognitive function so you do things that don’t make sense like marrying an assassin
The assassin and the Artist
I married both
So why would I do such a thing
Was it boredom
Or for the aesthetic
No it was the artists idea
But she couldn’t tell me
I had to figure it out
It all started with a show
Why did I watch the show
I was in a way forced to watch the show
But I was intrigued by the character—the assassin
So I found the assassin on the radio
So how did she come up with this idea exactly
Did she know I like that type of woman
And that type of woman
I don’t usually
Well not the second
If that enough hoops for them to jump through
Have you found the targets that need to be eradicated
Yes I have found them
We are ready
Commence breakdown
Target confirmed killed red blouse on black leather pants
Yellow shirt
Code confirmed kill number ;7
Might as well call her Green Eyes since that’s who I’ve been looking for since the beginning of time
Irish Italian Indian
Those are the three mafias in his clique
Which mafias did you think would win
Certainly the one from Ireland
The one that doesn’t believe in a king that’s human
They prefer the king be a dog
Dog is closer to God than king ever will be
So the King must be a Dog from the beginning and end
Of time
The dog must travel through time
He must be a yogi
He must be Carlo
Carlo the King
Once he was the King of Spain
Then he became a golden bronze dog
With a patch of white fur over his chest
It was his best
The couple were the King and Queen
Of the Universe
Of course there is only one
Even if in patches
Is part of a whole
Those who sought to travel between
Once were lost
Thought to be birds in a spaceship
But unbeknownst to ye
Through the power of God
They traveled the unknown Space and found it to be
Part of a whole map
A cartouche
Of sorts
But unbeknownst to ye
Not a tomb
A Tomb of god
But of a Pharaoh
For that is what we sought to make the extension of the place
Where it ends
It begins again
In the tombs
We live forever
And now we travel through the voids with the help of your sides
We navigate through the wilderness the stars the blue between
We see what we have seen
That made us paint these
And we wonder if it all is true
Then what should we do when arrive
But show up and see where you reside
In the home of Valentino Capone
We met the Cockapoo King of the Universe
Then he became old and died
Where did he go
No one knew
Until you went in
And found him
Through the depths of no time
You took the charge and traveled far
To find him and bring him back
So there are two Kings of the Universe now but one is a Queen
Another cockapoo too
The one you met
Bet
So what should we do now
Just relax and take a shower
Remember what you said
You were doing
And thanks for showing
That you’re a good guy in the end
Although a space mafia gangster as well
So here’s the other movie we should make. So the guy is driving behind this car, and then this guy gets out, and he turns into a monster, and the guy has a rifle in the car, and he shoots the guy and kills him, and then the cops show up, and there’s a huge, like, alien body lying in the street. And then, like, they take the guy away, and then, like, there’s a huge cover-up, but the guy goes on trial, and it becomes, like, national news because he, like, shot some guy in the, like, in the farmland area. And then, um, the government, like, takes the guy, and uh, they bring, like, some other suspected aliens in front of him, and he can see that they’re really monster aliens in disguise. And uh, it’s like an episode of X-Files. And um, yeah.