sleepover

The past 48 hours have been pretty fun, don’t you think? Yeah, we had a good time. I really enjoyed watching Ronin with you. You really are into those car scenes as much as I am. That’s really cool. And I saw like the butt end of that baby blue Porsche in your garage. That’s why I picked that color. I don’t know what I was looking at. Someone like posted a picture of your car or you posted it, I don’t know. And then you were driving that baby blue like Porsche or whatever boat. What do you think of this time machine I built? I wonder if you could stand on that thing. Why did they keep saying the word clutch during the game? It’s a clutch from an Audi. It’s Arturo Fuente special selection. Hey, they’re only $4.99. I only got three. Probably one dollar in Cuba. I would live in Cuba. You get a fucking Cuban coffee every morning. And a cubano for lunch. I didn’t really watch Gattaca. I’ve seen it a bunch of times. Did you watch it at all? No.

You really helped me a lot last night. It’s such a relief to get all that shit out of the way. And then, uh, the pictures look so good, especially that red background picture. And your hair looks like that Matisse painting. That’s so cool. I think Matisse is Utmaro. What do you think we should do today? I used to pull iall-nighters, but I don’t really have shit to do, so it doesn’t really matter. Yeah, we can go for a bike ride in the afternoon, and then watch a movie again. I kind of wanna see what’s on those VHS tapes. One time I did this movie, it was like part of Romeo and Juliet, and I played like three characters. It was kind of cool. Yeah, it was in the Oldsmobile silhouette, like from Get Shorty. It’s a movie with Halle Berry. I haven’t seen her in a while. It’s funny that you know all these people. But did I tell you what my computer science teacher wrote in my yearbook. He’s like, you can always be a porn star someday if all else fails. It was so funny. I read it. I was like, why would he say that? But then we like took a blow-up doll and put it in his classroom once on April Fool’s. I remember it was like senior skip day. I don’t know. You know how like they do those pranks? That’s what it was supposed to be like. Senior pranks. I don’t know if they even do them anymore. Yeah, we got a blow-up doll and like put it in a chair in his classroom. It’s so funny. Yeah. We drove around with it sticking out the roof. Me and the drumline. Yeah, we always got in trouble for stupid shit. I’m definitely all in with you. Your demonstrations of science have intrigued me beyond the point of no return. I’m glad you know that I don’t want anybody else. Oh, that was meant for me. How nice to know, how nice to know my demonstrations of science. Which one, NAD plus. Yay. That combined with the other phenomenal findings you found. I like your alliteration. I like your grammar knowledge and vocabulary. Does it turn you on? It does. Really. Really. I’m trying to think what I could do to impress you next.

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