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I went to the OG smoke shop. The same guy was working. He told me he goes by Whistler. That’s his nickname because he looks like the guy from Blade. I got two cigars. They’re better than the usual ones I get. These were Arturo Fuente specials. I’ve had them before. They’re pretty good. I still have a slaughterhouse sledgehammer left, though, that I’m gonna smoke first. Then I got the cherry red soda, just like the song says. I don’t follow songs like that. I just mentioned it. Then we went to the store. Oh, I’m sorry. First, I smoked a cigarette I rolled in front of the smoke shop. I seen Whistler smoking one outside there before. Maybe that was the path to take. Then I went to the markers to see if Joan of Arc was there. She sent a messenger, though, a blonde woman. She looked like she was in her 20s. I think she was upset I didn’t get the black canvas and only got 10 white canvases. What can I say? The 10 white canvases were cheaper. The black canvas was $2.99 each. The white canvas was only $1.99. That’s why I bought two that time. After that, I went and bought the lottery ticket. Hopefully, this is the one that wins. If it doesn’t, I’m not playing this game anymore. It’s not worth it. You heard the numbers on Bam Bam. Get it done for me. That’s all I’m asking. If you can’t, then maybe you’re not worth my trouble.